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Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: February 7, 2019
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
- Children, who could tell me an example of a hard job?
- For example my dad's job. He earns his money through perpetual torment.
- Why, John? What does your father do?
- He's a dentist.
Beküldve: February 7, 2019
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Poem
At the workplace

- Why didn't you laugh at the joke Smith was telling us?
- I hate Smith. I will laugh at home.
Beküldve: February 7, 2019
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
- Why are you crying, little boy?
- I have lost a ten-pound note.
- Take this ten-pound note. Here you are. But why are you crying again?
- As I haven't lost a twenty-pound note...
Beküldve: February 7, 2019
 
Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: December 16, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: POEM
Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it's like, not being able to sleep!
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.

The genie grants each of them one wish.

The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.

The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.

The third guy says, It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me Wish granted.
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny jokes
A wife complains to her husband "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?"

The husband "Are you mad? I barely know the woman!"
Beküldve: December 14, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: gif
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Beküldve: December 3, 2018
 
Name: sayings:
Name: Funny
A young guy goes to see the priest as he wants to confess his sins.

- Father, I have sinned.

- What is your sin, my son?

- I have fallen victim to vanity. More times a day I look into the mirror and I admire myself how handsome I am.

The priest turns and looks at the boy:

- This is not a sin, my son. You are simply mistaken.
Beküldve: November 1, 2018
 

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